Oilers v. Blue Jackets - Proverbs 3:1-8

Dear Oilers, do not forget Yahweh's demands,
but remember his faithfulness to you.

For his commands will prolong your career many years
and bring you great prosperity.

Let hard work and brotherhood never leave you;
write them on the dressing room door with stickers,
write them on the door of your hearts (but not with stickers).

Then you will win the Lord's Cup
in the sight of both God and man.

Trust in Yahweh with all your heart
and do not lean on your own abilities.

Acknowledge him after every goal,
and he will not let you fall to the cursed Blue Jackets

Do not be wise in Doug MacLean's eyes.
Instead, fear Yahweh and shun the only team he has cursed to never make the postseason.

Do these things and your body will be healthy
and your bones will never break.