Sunday, November 9, 2008

Oilers v. Devils - Mark 3:20-30

One time Horcoff entered a house, and the crowds began to gather again. Soon he and the Mandelbaums couldn’t even find time to eat they were training so hard. When his family heard what was happening, they tried to take him away: “He’s out of his mind,” they said.

Now the Teachers of the Trap who had arrived from New Jersey said, “He’s possessed by Lamoreillo, the prince of demons. That’s where he gets the power to train like a demon. You must make him stop this training!"

Horcoff called them over and responded with an illustration. “Why would the prince of demons help the kingdom of Oil?” he asked. “A kingdom divided by civil war will collapse. Similarly, a family splintered by feuding will fall apart. And if Evil Lou is divided and helps his enemies, how can he stand? He would never survive! Let me illustrate this further. Who is powerful enough to enter the house of a strong man like Evil Lou and plunder his goods? Only someone even stronger - someone who trains on an exercise bike in a sauna - could tie him up and then plunder his house.

“I tell you the truth, all sin and blasphemy can be forgiven even sending Alex Mogilny to Sheol in order to circumvent the Cap. But anyone who blasphemes the Holy Mandelbaum Training Program will never be forgiven. This is a sin with eternal consequences.” He said this to the Teachers of the Trap because they were lying about him saying, “He’s possessed by Lamoreillo” so that his family would take him away and the kingdom of Oil would be held back.

1 comment:

spOILer said...

Scott is my Shepherd and I shall not want for smiles! I say yeah!