And seeing in the distance a team of Leafs, the Holy Spirit went to see if he could find any Stanley Cup rings. When he came to it, he found nothing but Leafs, for it was not their season for rings (nor had it been for quite some time). And he said to that team, "May no one ever take joy in you again." And his chosen people heard it.
As they passed by in the morning, they saw the Leafs withered away to their roots. And Cogliano remembered and cried out, "O Spirit, look! The Leafs that you cursed have withered, they that have been terrible since my childhood have been punished!" And the Holy Spirit answered them, "Have faith in Yahweh. Whoever says to an Avalanche, 'Stop in your tracks, come no further,' and does not doubt in his heart, but believes that what he says will come to pass, it will be done for him. Therefore I tell you, whatever you ask in prayer, believe that you have received it, and it will be yours.