Oilers v. Stars - Revelation 6:12-14

I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was Ribeiro faking a seizure. Zubov and Modano became old like the Sean Avery sideshow, the wholesome Finns turned to bloody douchebags, and the Stars of my childhood fell down the elevator shaft, as late figs drop from a fig tree when shaken by a strong wind. Their world receded like a scroll, rolling up, and every forward and defenceman looked up from last place.