Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Oilers v. Blues - Jude 17-25

Do remember, Oilogosphere, the destiny of the team favoured by the Lord Jesus Christ. Let us remember that, "Toward the end of the regular season there will be scoffers who believe in their own ungodly playoff hopes." These ones are from other divisions, they sometimes pretend to be Saints but are really devoid of the Spirit. But you, Oilogosphere, must remember our most holy faith and praying in the Holy Spirit, staying in the love of God, waiting for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ that leads to the playoffs and even to the Lord's Cup. Have pity on those who doubt; save the Blues from heartbreak by snatching them out of the fire of hope early so that they might be moved by your compassion for them and serve you with fear, hating every uniform that does not belong to Yahweh's chosen in the final weeks.

Now to him who is able to keep Tom from swatting at pucks flat-footed and to close Dwayne's fivehole even when he is tired and to prevent Jason from taking the ice in overtime, to the only God, our Savior, through Jesus Christ our Lord, be glory and sovereign authority, which he has had since before the PCHA and which he will continue to have forever. Amen.

3 comments:

Bruce said...

Scott: This stuff is priceless.

Scott said...

Thanks Bruce. May the Oilers bless us this evening.

Black Dog said...

Though I walk through the valley of losses, I will not fear ninth place. MacT is my shepherd. I shall not want.