Oilers v. Coyotes - Psalm 22:21-31

Rescue me from the mouth of the Coyotes;
save me from the advances of the mighty Ducks.

I will declare your name to the Oilogosphere;
I will praise you in Lowetide's game-day thread.

Let us fear Yahweh and give him praise.
You who marveled at Gretzky, honor him!
Revere him, you who watched Marchant on Moog.

For Yahweh does not take joy
in the suffering of his afflicted team.
Yes Yahweh will not hide his face from them
but will listen to their cry for help.

So let us come together and fear Yahweh
that he might fulfill his vows of blessing and destruction:

Those born after 1990 will be satisfied;
they who trust Yahweh
will have joy that will live forever!

Every team
will remember Yahweh's favour:
the Coyotes and Ducks are a first fruit;
they will bow down before him.

For Yahweh is sovereign
and he crushes those who oppose him.

The Oildrop will be restored,
Edmonton will feast and worship
but Calgary will weep with great mourning.

His people remember his deeds.
Our generation has been told about Yahweh.

We also will proclaim his greatness
to a people yet unborn—
for the restoration will arrive.