Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Oilers v. Red Wings - Leviticus 1:14-17
If the offering to Yahweh is a crease offering of birds, he is to offer The Black Bird. Roloson, the Elder, shall meet him in the crease, slash at his knees and throw blockers at his head and the blood will pour out all around the crease. He will pick him up and throw him to the east side of the crease, since he does his whining to the referee on the west side. His actions will tear the Wings apart as they look on in horror - except for Chelios... he enjoys that kind of thing - but it will not destroy their morale completely. So the Elder will add to this save after save in order to complete his holy offering to Yahweh. It is a crease offering, an offering made complete by the presence of blood and skill, an aroma pleasing to Yahweh.